GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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