Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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