is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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