google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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