Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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