My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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