If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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