Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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