guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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