She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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