I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I want to stick my p in your. b.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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