the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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