Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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