I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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