Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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