I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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