Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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