love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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