i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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