covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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