Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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