people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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