You can't special order awesome
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
