Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
