I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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