At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the day after is always just damage control
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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