i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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