Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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