I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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