it wasn't lemon gatorade
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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