and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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