Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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