HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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