I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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