I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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