no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
