Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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