OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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