I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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