i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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