so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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