Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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