What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just fell off a train. Bad.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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