I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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