dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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