do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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