Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He has the fingertips of a God
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