I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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