i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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