It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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