the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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