So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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