Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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