It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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