We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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