I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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